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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

Lemony Snicket (via langleav)

waltdisnerd:

optimismfeelsbetter:

zombienemo:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’

omg

OMF

I even “hear” it in his voice.OMGSomeone should seriously replace the bottom text with that.

Here you go, people of Tumblr.

waltdisnerd:

optimismfeelsbetter:

zombienemo:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

omg

OMF

I even “hear” it in his voice.

OMG

Someone should seriously replace the bottom text with that.

Here you go, people of Tumblr.

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daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD


pokemon-personalities:

a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was


a-walking-accident:

kingfisherphoenix:

fandomsandwich:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

“Avengers Anonymous:

All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”

Ruffalo’s painted green and refuses to speak in full sentences; Renner’s hiding in one of the air vents and no one can get him to come down so they’ve given up for the moment; Hemsworth’s taken to carrying around a large mallet with the head painted grey.

Johansson keeps popping out of nowhere and shooting Nerf darts at Hiddleston’s bucket. Many are still stuck to it. She yells “BUDAPEST!” at random.

Gregg sits extremely close to Evans, whilst eating a donut with a poker face. Everytime RDJ does something stupid Gregg points a tazer at him and states If you  try to play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.” 

This post got even better since the last time i saw it omg



Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Your name is HETALIA FANDOM and now that you have RETURNED FROM AN UNANNOUNCED HIATUS, you realize that  there are a lot of things to look forward to. Two out of three of those things are going to be things that while make you CRY IN AGONY for different reasons. What will you do?

APH: Take up questions once more to ease the pain


inappropriatelyadorable:

Some “Cosplay is Not Consent” PSA posters I designed for Anime Boston. The top one will be on the convention center video screens with all of the other looped announcements.  The other two are extras.

(I volunteer for Anime Boston as the Publications Manager, which basically means I do all of the graphic design for the convention. OMG IT’S NEXT WEEKEND YOU GUYS)


sweet-land-of-libertea:

New hagure from Uiru~
TL artist notes:
“Oi, America!  How many freaking bowls of rice are you going to eat by yourself?  This is why you’re turning into a fatso.”
“Nobody asked you!  And don’t call me things like “fatso”!!  This is only my seventh bowl.  One more please, Japan.”
“There’s no more rice…”
I have a feeling the conversation would go like that.
source: pixiv

sweet-land-of-libertea:

New hagure from Uiru~

TL artist notes:

“Oi, America!  How many freaking bowls of rice are you going to eat by yourself?  This is why you’re turning into a fatso.”

“Nobody asked you!  And don’t call me things like “fatso”!!  This is only my seventh bowl.  One more please, Japan.”

“There’s no more rice…”

I have a feeling the conversation would go like that.

source: pixiv


satanic-cock:

【イラリク】悪友サーフィーーン!
Pixiv ID: 21829893Member: ebi

satanic-cock:

【イラリク】悪友サーフィーーン!
Pixiv ID: 21829893
Member: ebi


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